A girl phoned me
A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home
Last nite i went 2 bed without u…cold,naked…
Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Come here, take off your pents and knickers
Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..
toilet!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X …
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
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