Love may give happiness or sadness

Love may give happiness or sadness
depending upon our feelings

So always delete sad events
and
make a large space for happiest movements.

Miss Calles

5 Missed Calls From Your Mate,
You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night.

5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend,
They Want To Hang Out.

5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend,
She Wants To Talk.

5 Missed Calls From Your Mum,
YOU ARE SCREWED!!!

Miss Calles

5 Missed Calls From Your Mate,
You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night.

5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend,
They Want To Hang Out.

5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend,
She Wants To Talk.

5 Missed Calls From Your Mum,
YOU ARE SCREWED!!!

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Why student fails ?


WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

Excitement in Examz!!!…


Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

Exam SMS / Text Messages

Good news for Karachi University students

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Stop only when we enter the examination hall

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

My nights are going sleepless

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

To accomplish great things


To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Exams are like Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D

SAY NO TO EXAMS

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Exam SMS / Text Messages

Exam sms / exam text messages, exams sms, examination sms , best of luck for exam sms , exam messages , exam wishes sms , exam sms jokes , exam sms messages , exam result sms , funny exam sms, and a lot of exam wishes sms messages for students in English.

Probability of a topic

“The probability of a topic

coming in exam increases exponentially,

if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

Lovely & Horrible days in my life

Lovely days in my life :

Childhood days,

School days

&

collage days,

Horrible days in my life :

“only exam days”

Rain of summer, snow of winter

Rain of summer, snow of winter,

grace of autumn, glory of spring,

May beauty of every season

give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.

May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.

Good luck & all the best

HI YAY EXAM

Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,

Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,

Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,

Easter SMS / Text Messages

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Let every man and woman

Let every man and woman count himself immortal.
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection.
Let him say not merely, “Christ is risen,” but “I shall rise.” – Phillips Brooks

The Lord came to earth

The Lord came to earth
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to live.
Happy Easter!

Easter is a promise

Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!

Wish you a Happy Easter


May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

Happy Easter to You

Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness,
Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
Easter bring fresh love…
Happy Easter to You
with all best wishes

Easter says

Easter says
you can put
truth in a grave,
but it won’t stay there.

The spirit of easter


The spirit of easter
is all about Hope,
Love and Joyfull living.
Happy Easter!

Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
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Cover your answer sheet

The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
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Newton’s 4th law

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
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A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Exam SMS / Text Messages

Best of luck in your exams

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams
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Silence and smile is the best..

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
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Tomorrow exam’s cheat today!

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
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Silent message for all students

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
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True meaning of study

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
.
.
.
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
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A genius is a person….

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!
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What’s d height of hope??

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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eXams are there, at the paper u stare

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!